After I lost weight, I also got a tan and bleached my hair! Because, you know, being skinny DOES that to you.

I didn't even click it. I just KNOW this one has to do with fking ASCII berries or whatever they are and sticking shit up your ass.

I'm in the .2% of people on the internet who click ads. I am female, though I'm not all that old... I may be the only one of me on the internet. I click on ads because I find a genuine curiosity in why they're using that ad to sell that product, and how it's working to apply to that target audience. I DO open direct mail (and then critique the graphic design) and I do talk to telemarketers (to harrass them)... I can't be the only one who takes an interest in ads for the "educational" purposes, can I?

On that note, have I mentioned how much I hate the Ebony ads? Maybe I should sometime.

I'd never adblock. I know that clicking and viewing ads gives money to the sites and there's something just FACINATING about them...

Except for the stupid ones that slide across the screen, blinking and in your face.

I fking hate those.